Social Networking

I scroll through your Facebook page and contemplate you.

I see that you are that person who uses hashtags.

The one with "He looks better in person, I swear." profile pictures.

And the one who has a lot of writing on their wall from weird people that probably have good relationships with their mothers.

And then I don't feel so bad about you not liking me back.




Nor do I care that you logged off that one time when you asked if I liked you and I said, "Yes."